Ham na hongaye to tumhain janye wafa :::yaad aaein gee hamree batain

Aattay Jaatay Khoobsorat Awara serku pay
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kis Qadar ye Haseen Khial Mila hay
Rah may Aik raishmi roomal mila hay
Jo giraya tha kisi nay jaan kar
jis ka ho lay jai wo pahchaan kar
warna may rukh luu gaa usko jaan kar
kisi husn walay ki nishani maan kar

Aattay Jaatay Khoobsorat Awara serku pay kabhi kabhi Itifaq say...
kitnay anjan log mil jatay hein in may say kuch log bhool jatay hein kuch yaad rah jatay hein

“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

JOKES

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, 'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'Hai koi jawaab???

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A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'

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A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua

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When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia) So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left is to go left and the one on the right is to go right."The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis"

Reasons not to mess with KIDS

1) One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


2) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


3) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


4) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."


5) teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. " "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


6) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

Logically speaking

--- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

--- If I save time, when do I get it back?

--- The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

--- As I said before, I never repeat myself.

--- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

--- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

--- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.

--- Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.

--- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

--- I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.

--- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !

--- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

--- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

--- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

--- The Best of Proverbs : Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough

--- Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!

--- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

--- SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?

--- A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...." "Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?

--- Can you do anything that other people can't ? Sure, I can read my handwriting.....!

Izhar-e-Gham

Ansoo nikel parye to maree laaj rah gaee
izharye gham ka warna saleeqa na tha mujhye

Aj Dil Bohat Udas Hay:

I am feeling lonely.. may nahi janta kia karna chaihye.. I lost everything. My pride, my soul and closed ones are all gone. I do things what give me temporary happiness. Magar raat gai baat gai and then its my inner voices that takes over hammering on my head slowly in harmonic motion.

It's not the first time I thought of doin something really stupid with myself. Wana hurt myself, may be I wana punish myself. I am to blame for this state of mind.

Life is just confusing. I found myself chained up in desi culture and American influence around me. Nothing gives peace of mind in both of cultures. Depressing thoughts are all over.
I dont want to read inspirational stories or chicken soup for soul type articles. They makes me more depressed. I am not as strong as the pplz listing their experience.
Love gonna get me killed one day!

DUMM:-)

Go hathu may Junbish nahI Ankhu may Dum to hay
Rahnay do Saghar-0-Maina meray agay.
(Ghalib)

Dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
(By: Sahir)

Dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
chehre tamaam lagane lage hain ajeeb se

kahane ko dil ki baat jinhein dhoondhte the hum
mehfil mein aa gaye hain woh apne naseeb se

neelaam ho raha tha kisi naazneen ka pyaar
qeemat nahin chukaai gai ik gharib se

teri vafa ki laash pe la main hi daal doon
resham ka ye kafan jo milaa hai raqeeb se

dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
chehre tamaam lagane lage hain ajeeb se

Shair

Rukna ho to soo bahanay
Jana ho to raastay baray hain
(Ahmed Faraz)

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