FUNNY
- Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
- SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out
SEX
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise
So do it everiday, gd for u
- What is 6" long, has a head on it and drives women crazy?
Money
- Why do women like intelligent men?
Opposites attract.
-What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
- Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
- Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
- Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.
- SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out
SEX
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise
So do it everiday, gd for u
- What is 6" long, has a head on it and drives women crazy?
Money
- Why do women like intelligent men?
Opposites attract.
-What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!
- Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
-Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
- Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you
