Logically speaking
--- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
--- If I save time, when do I get it back?
--- The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
--- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
--- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
--- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
--- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.
--- Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
--- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
--- I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.
--- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !
--- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
--- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
--- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
--- The Best of Proverbs : Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough
--- Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!
--- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
--- SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?
--- A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...." "Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
--- Can you do anything that other people can't ? Sure, I can read my handwriting.....!
--- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
--- If I save time, when do I get it back?
--- The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
--- As I said before, I never repeat myself.
--- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
--- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
--- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.
--- Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
--- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
--- I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.
--- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !
--- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
--- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
--- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
--- The Best of Proverbs : Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough
--- Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!
--- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!
--- SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?
--- A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...." "Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?
--- Can you do anything that other people can't ? Sure, I can read my handwriting.....!
