Ham na hongaye to tumhain janye wafa :::yaad aaein gee hamree batain

2006-11-21T11:15:00.000-05:00

Aattay Jaatay Khoobsorat Awara serku pay
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kis Qadar ye Haseen Khial Mila hay
Rah may Aik raishmi roomal mila hay
Jo giraya tha kisi nay jaan kar
jis ka ho lay jai wo pahchaan kar
warna may rukh luu gaa usko jaan kar
kisi husn walay ki nishani maan kar

Aattay Jaatay Khoobsorat Awara serku pay kabhi kabhi Itifaq say...
kitnay anjan log mil jatay hein in may say kuch log bhool jatay hein kuch yaad rah jatay hein

2006-09-29T20:39:00.000-04:00

“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and
Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

2006-09-27T10:53:00.000-04:00

JOKES

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, 'Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'Hai koi jawaab???

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A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species were not invited.The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'

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A japanese couple have illegitimate twins, what do they name them?
Answer: Jo Hua , So hua

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When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes (from Russia because India buys their planes from Russia) So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left is to go left and the one on the right is to go right."The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis"

2006-05-12T09:03:00.000-04:00

Reasons not to mess with KIDS

1) One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

2) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

3) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or loo king up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

4) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."

5) teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. " "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

6) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

2006-05-12T08:46:00.000-04:00

Logically speaking

--- I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.

--- If I save time, when do I get it back?

--- The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

--- As I said before, I never repeat myself.

--- Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

--- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

--- War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who is left.

--- Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.

--- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

--- I was born intelligent.... education ruined me.

--- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say !

--- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

--- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. --- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

--- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

--- The Best of Proverbs : Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough

--- Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun....!

--- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep!

--- SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY. So what? Who's in a hurry?

--- A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking...." "Great," the drunk exclaimed . When do we get started ?

--- Can you do anything that other people can't ? Sure, I can read my handwriting.....!

2006-05-12T08:35:00.000-04:00

Izhar-e-Gham

Ansoo nikel parye to maree laaj rah gaee
izharye gham ka warna saleeqa na tha mujhye

2006-05-01T12:01:00.000-04:00

Aj Dil Bohat Udas Hay:

I am feeling lonely.. may nahi janta kia karna chaihye.. I lost everything. My pride, my soul and closed ones are all gone. I do things what give me temporary happiness. Magar raat gai baat gai and then its my inner voices that takes over hammering on my head slowly in harmonic motion.

It's not the first time I thought of doin something really stupid with myself. Wana hurt myself, may be I wana punish myself. I am to blame for this state of mind.

Life is just confusing. I found myself chained up in desi culture and American influence around me. Nothing gives peace of mind in both of cultures. Depressing thoughts are all over.
I dont want to read inspirational stories or chicken soup for soul type articles. They makes me more depressed. I am not as strong as the pplz listing their experience.
Love gonna get me killed one day!

2006-04-06T11:36:00.000-04:00

DUMM:-)

Go hathu may Junbish nahI Ankhu may Dum to hay
Rahnay do Saghar-0-Maina meray agay.
(Ghalib)

2006-04-06T08:26:00.000-04:00

Dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
(By: Sahir)

Dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
chehre tamaam lagane lage hain ajeeb se

kahane ko dil ki baat jinhein dhoondhte the hum
mehfil mein aa gaye hain woh apne naseeb se

neelaam ho raha tha kisi naazneen ka pyaar
qeemat nahin chukaai gai ik gharib se

teri vafa ki laash pe la main hi daal doon
resham ka ye kafan jo milaa hai raqeeb se

dekha hai zindagi ko, kuchh itna kareeb se
chehre tamaam lagane lage hain ajeeb se

2006-04-04T09:49:00.000-04:00

Shair

Rukna ho to soo bahanay
Jana ho to raastay baray hain
(Ahmed Faraz)

2006-04-04T09:40:00.000-04:00

What if you get Chris Rock's phone number?

http://www.laurasnyctales.com/current/chris-rock.html

2006-03-30T13:01:00.000-05:00

Effective Communication

Jack and Max are walking from religious service.Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest,may I smoke while I pray?" But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try." And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies,"By all means,my son. By all means."

Moral : The reply you get depends on the question you ask.For Example : Can I work on this project while I'm on vacation ;)

2006-03-30T12:59:00.000-05:00

TONGUE TWISTERS:

* A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
* Black bug bit a big black bear.But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
* Double bubble gum,bubbles double.
* A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
* Upper roller lower roller upper lower roller...

2006-03-22T09:58:00.000-05:00

FUNNY
- Send ur girlfriend 2 me & get a child FREE HURRY!! 1st ten entries will get Twins.

- SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out
SEX
S-Sleep
E-Eat
X-xercise
So do it everiday, gd for u

- What is 6" long, has a head on it and drives women crazy?
Money

- Why do women like intelligent men?
Opposites attract.

-What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman!

- Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

-Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.

- Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you

2006-03-22T09:27:00.000-05:00

A MAN WITH NO BAD HABBITS
Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money.

Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you ." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea ". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good". The beggar refused by saying, " Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit ."

Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".

The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no bad habits looks like !!!! "

2006-03-20T10:02:00.000-05:00

AISA HOTA KYUN HAY?

Koi kaisey batayey keh woh tanha kyun hai
Woh jo apna tha wohi aaj kisi ka kyun hai,
yehi dunya hai to phir aisi yeh dunya kyun hai,
Yehi hota hai to phir aisa hi hota kyun hai

2006-03-13T23:24:00.000-05:00

A-Z Rules
A - Always must win
B - Borrow but never return
C - Cheap is good
D - Don't trust anyone
E - Everything also must grab!
F - Free! Free! Free!
G - Grab fist talk later
H - Help yourself to everything
I - I first, I want, I everything
J - Jump queue
K - Keep coming back for more
L - Look for discount
M - Must not lose face
N - Never mind what they think
O - Outdo everyone you know
P - Pay only when necessary
Q - Quit while you are ahead
R - Rushing and pushing wins the race
S - Sample are always welcome
T - Take but don't give
U - Unless it's free forget it
V - Vow to be number one
W - Winner takes it All! All! All!
X - X'tre = More
Y - Yell if necessary to get what you want
Z - Zebras are desi's because they want to be black and white at the same time

a beautiful beach

2006-03-12T20:36:00.000-05:00

2006-03-08T14:03:00.000-05:00

Love Letter
As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear. When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were too busy. At one point you had to wait, fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me, but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all your activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.

I noticed that before lunch you looked around, may be you felt embarrassed to talk to me, that is why you didn’t bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and you noticed some of our friends talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn’t. That’s okay. There is still more time left, and I hope that you will talk to me yet.

You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few of them were done, you turned on the TV. I don’t know if you like TV or not, just about anything goes there and you spend lot of time each day in front of it not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your meal, but again you didn’t talk to me.
Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said good night to your family you popped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That’s okay because you may not realize that I am always there for you. I’ve got patience, more than you will ever know. I even want to teach you how to be patient with others as well.

I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, prayer or thought or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a one-sided conversation. Well, you are getting up once again. And once again I will wait, with nothing but love for you. Hoping that today you will give me some time.
Have a nice day!
Your friend,
ALLAH

2006-03-07T11:07:00.000-05:00

Joke:
Wife: Do you find me preety or ugly?
Husband:I think you are a bit of both. I think you are preety ugly!

2006-03-06T11:59:00.000-05:00

Bol kay Lubb Azad hein Teray

2006-03-03T15:02:00.000-05:00

SHAIR

Nisaar Mein Teri Galion Pe Ai Watan Ke Jahan
Chali Hai Rasm ke Koi Na Sur Uthaa Ke Chale.
Jo Koi Chahne Wala Tawaf Ko Nikle.
Nazar Bacha Ke Chale Jism-o-Jaan Chura Ke Chale.

2006-03-02T13:03:00.000-05:00

Love Letters

Aye Sanam ! Tere Khat Aanay Q Band Hogayee
MOHABBAT Kam Hogayiii Ya DaaK Khanay Band HOgayeee

2006-03-02T12:55:00.000-05:00

Petition

Please do sign the petition mentioned below. This is a deep matter of concern for the muslims of the world.Only more than 18796 signatures so far . Number of Muslims all over the world exceeds 1.3 billions . The least we can do for our Prophet (Peace be upon Him) .

http://www.petitiononline.com/moh12345/petition.html

2006-02-22T15:37:00.000-05:00

"After a while, you learn the difference between holding hands & falling in love. You begin to learn that kisses don't always mean something. That promises can be broken just as quickly as they were made. That sometimes good-byes really are forever. "
(Anonymas)

2006-02-16T14:35:00.000-05:00

Question. Why Men Lie?
Answer. Because truth hurt girls... mwaahahaha

2006-02-16T14:29:00.000-05:00

THINK LIKE A DONKEY
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off !

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

NOW --------Be a good Donkey and tell all the donkeys you Know....

Think like a donkey.....does this make sense....If you think 'no' than something is wrong with your senses.....

2006-02-15T08:43:00.000-05:00

Adorable Twins

2006-02-13T16:09:00.000-05:00

daman nachoR deN to farishteY wuzo kareN.

Ye ada, ye naz, ye andaz aap-ka ....

Ulfat ki raahoN meN haiN pech-o-kham .. O sanam

Player's statement: meN wo sapahi hooN jo aik mahaaz-e-jang se lot-ta hai to doosra tayaar hota hai

Tum ko shohrat ho mubarik .. hum ko ruswa na karo
Khud bi bik jaao ge ik roz ... ye soda na karo

Shoq se parda karo .. parda hai wajib lekin
meri qismat ke andheron me .. izafa na karo

Choom leney do rukh-e-yaar ko ji-bher ke hamen
zindagi peyaar hai .. tum peyaar se roka na karo

Koshishen karney se halaat badal jaatey hain khud
bigaari hui taqdeer ka .. shikwa na karo

Bandagi hi se to hai .. banda-nawazi un ki
baaz nadaan ye kehtey hain ke .. sajda na karo

Arsh pe khaak-nashinon ka basera toba
jo na poori ho kabhi aesi .. tamana na karo

Husn ko tum ne khuda samjha hai lekin .. ae munir
khud banaaye huye maabood ki .. pooja na karo

Sambhaalo zara apna aanchal ghulaabi
Dikhaao na has-has ke aankheN sharabi

Salook in ka dunya meN acha nahiN hai
Haseenon pe hum ko bharosa nahiN hai

UthaateY hain nazreN , to girti hai bijli
Adaa jo bhi nikli , qayamat hi nikli

JahaN tum ne chehrey se aanchal hataaya
Wahin ahl-e-dill ko tamaasha banaaya

2006-02-10T14:37:00.000-05:00

ajj to bay wajha udas hai jee
ishq hota to koi bat bhi thi

khuud ko socha hai teri soch say jab say
mein khud apni hi nazron mein gir gaya houn

chor day sari dunea kisi kay leaay
ye munasib nahin admi kay leay

hum koi has khush nahin FARHAT
zindagi kea hai bus guzara hai

yaad rekhnay kay leay aur na bhulanay kay leay
ab wo milta hai to bus rasm nibhanay kay leay
hum bhi is umer-e-rawan mein kahin bah jaein gay
tu bhi bqi na rehay ga humein panay kay leay

mugh ko teray hyal say wahshat kabhi na thi
is darja bay-adab ye tabiat kabhi na thi

haad hai usi kay pas hai kirdar ki sanad
jis ki tamam shahr mein izzat kabhi na thi

yaro dua karo ye koi hadsa na ho
pehlay yon intazar mein lazzat kabhi na thi

ya to jafaein ap ki hadd say guzar gaein
ya phir humein sazaoon ki adat kabhi na thi

Jazib gham-e-hyat ki talhi zuban pay hai
warna humein jahan say shikayat kabhi na thi

wo jo dunea say kuch khafa khafa sa lagta hai
jab bhi dekhoon to her bar naya lagta hai

zara se dair mein barson ka dostana lagay
wo ajnabi hai ta-aluq magar purana lagay

mein us maqam per us juda hoa houn jahan
ab us ko dhoondna chahon to ik zamana lagay

khyal-o-khwab ki dunea ka aik hum rahi
mughay kabhi to haqeeqat kabhi fasana lagay

humein bhi bolna ata hai bol saktay hein
hamaray chahnay walon ko ger bura na lagay

2006-02-10T13:14:00.000-05:00

Feb 9th, 2006

$1.5M CITY SCHOOL RIP-OFF

By DAVID SEIFMAN City Hall Bureau Chief

Two-thirds of the money that the Department of Education paid for certain computer consultants ended up in the pockets of a middleman under an illegal scheme that cost taxpayers $1.5 million, investigators have determined.
Some school officials were aware of the practice and, in an astonishing move, even asked the consulting company to boost its rate, apparently to funnel more money to the favored middleman.
"Unaccustomed to requests from clients for higher bills," the stunned contractor said in a request for written authorization - which never came, according to a Dec. 27 report from Special Schools Investigator Richard Condon to Chancellor Joel Klein.
Condon criticized three Department of Education officials for failing in their "oversight responsibilities."'
All three - Kevin Gill, Vincent Romano and Bruce Hoffman - had left in 2003 as a result of an earlier investigation into inflated billings in the $400 million school-lunch program.
A fourth school official cited by Condon retired last August. Condon recommended that a fifth, still employed, be fired.
Condon said the school system was ripped off because it allowed a per-diem consultant, Mohinder Lamba, wide latitude in hiring for the Department of Education's contracted computer vendors, TSR Consulting Services and Data Industries, Ltd.

The services were provided to two DOE offices: pupil transportation and information technology.
But Condon said workers who were recruited off the Internet ended up on the payroll of Reba Software & Services, a company owned by Lamba.
The school system's contract with TSR and Data Industries doesn't allow subcontracting.
Before new administrators halted the practice, Condon found, Reba billed Data and TSR nearly $9 million for consultants assigned to the school system from October 2000 through July 2003.
Data and TSR, in turn, marked up these bills by 15 percent, Condon said.
david.seifman@nypost.com

WOW!!!! $9 Millions--- I WORKED FOR THEM......

2006-02-09T12:27:00.000-05:00

Har Qom Pukaray Gee...

2006-02-08T10:18:00.000-05:00

Some untold cricket stories

Cricket has seen many stars emerge to stardom, and then recede into the deep recesses of oblivion. Some just came up, took a look and conquered, while others had to face the music of Brutus on the very first day. History is cruel, and so are we. Like history let us all also forget about the first day martyrs and talk about living Caesars…

This article recounts the untold stories behind some sterling performances which we have witnessed over the years. Enough has been written over these flashes of brilliance, but I am sure the behind-the-scene stories are yet to be told. Not to say that these would diminish or eclipse the splendor of those achievements, but would surely make for interesting reading for the cricket tsunamiites.

Let’s stroll down memory lane, and re-visit the multinational cup being played at Nairobi gymkhana, Nairobi Kenya….

Pakistan need to beat Srilanka to make it to the finals. But any belligerent plans are offset by the news of skipper Wasim Akram’s father’s illness and his subsequent departure for Pakistan. The team management contacts the Board and asks for a replacement, the obvious and unanimous choice is not also available….busy getting married.
Now the team management is in a fix…who do they call to fill in? Haroon Rashid, the manager of the Pak U-19 team, on tour in the West Indies, calls up the manager of the national team and says he has a few youngsters with him with promise…he is asked to send in the only all-rounder.
That 16 year old flies in to join the team and is taken straight to the nets, and the way that man thrashes Waqar Younis and the other bowlers with aplomb amazes the great burewala express. Waqar Younis, insists upon his inclusion into the next crunch game against Srilanka…but the stand-in skipper Saeed Anwar is not willing to risk him…he said quite candidly that this was an inexperienced guy and merely hitting in the nets does not mean that he would be good at the live game as well. Waqar Younis said, "None can hit me like that in the nets as well skipper”. That sentence seals his inclusion in the side.

On the day of the match, Waqar Younis gives that youngster a few tips and a very special gift…a bat personally used by Sachin Tendulkar that Sachin presented to Waqar sometime back for knocking him over 4 times in a row in a Sahara Cup match.

That boy goes out to hit with that bat used by the maestro.

And as the cliche goes, the rest is history. As soon as that boy stepped to the crease all hell broke loose…a floodgate of sixes was opened up that drowned the fate of the hapless and bedazzled Lankans……

After hitting 11 scud-like, towering sixes and 6 fours in a matter of 45 minutes that kid created history. Winning the game was only one part.

Yes, I am talking about Shahid Afridi. It was Sachin’s bat he used in that game and hit that hundred.

Let us go into flashback. Now we are in May 1997. The stage is Chinnaswamy Stadium, Chennai.
Pakistan are again in a must-win position….they need to beat India at their home ground to reach the final of a series. The buildup to the game is huge…and with Wasim and Waqar both missing the tournament, Pakistani bowling looks depleted and impotent. The onus lies on the batsman to deliver and win the game.

Rameez Raja, the Pakistani captain, has bought a bat the evening before from some shop in downtown Chennai to use in the game. He played with it in the nets before the game and found it to be a good piece of willow. Opener Saeed Anwar who is yet to score decently in the tournament walks upto him and asks him to let him use the bat as his gear is in the room. Rameez gives him the bat. Saeed plays with it and finds it to be useful. He wants to continue with the same bat. Rameez, being a generous man, accedes to the request and lets him use it.

The game begins and Saeed goes out Rameez's bat….and again history is created….he goes on and on and on to score a mammoth 194, the highest individual innings score for any batsman in the history of one day cricket; the win was just a formality.

As a token of appreciation, Rameez gifts that bat to Saeed Anwar. Several years later, while sitting comfortably in his chair on the plush lawns of a military golf club situated in a leading hill resort, Saeed Anwar recounts a page from the past, while sipping coffee and a smile on his face. Let us continue with another page from history. The stage is yet again India…this time the city is Kolkata, the famous Eden Gardens.

The last test match has been won by Indians and Pakistan needs to win the match to take the lead and win the opening match of the inaugural Asian test championship….Pakistan are disappointed with Waqar Younis’ performance so far. They have a back up in a young Shoaib Akhtar…but according to Wasim his attitude is not ideal and he doubted whether he has the focus to get only a single test batsman out. But after much debate the team management goes for Shoaib.

Pakistan score 175 in their first innings. Indians in response are on a roll with Ramesh and Rahul Dravid going strong and milking Pakistani bowlers for runs. Wasim, out of sheer frustration, asks a rookie fast bowler called ”Allah lok” by the teammates (for his bizarre attitude towards life) to take up the attack. That man has been bragging since morning that he would get Tendulkar out today much to the chagrin of the skipper, who does not like tall talk followed with no work… Wasim says, “Yaar pehlay is ku tu faarigh karo” indicating towards Dravid who is standing like a rock.

That guy runs in and hurls a thunderbolt at Dravid. Poor Dravid had to decide in a fraction of a second, either to save his stumps or lose his toe forever; he loses his stumps and is able to walk back safely towards the dressing room. A huge roar erupts. Tendulkar is on the field….so much anticipation…so much expectation…what a build-up to the grand finale….
That rookie has something else on his mind. He plans to bite India from the same hole for the second consecutive time. He rushes in, and fires yet another scud at medullar. Instinctively, Tendulkar moves forward, but instead of the rhythmical music of ball hitting the willow, he hears the dreaded crash of ball smashing the stumps. That was the only sound he heard that moment.

You may have seen 100,000 people speak up at once or to observe a minute’s silence, but that silence was spontaneous….all fell silent as if the wind had been taken out of their sails, their hopes dashed, their fates crashed. They observed a minute’s silence at the sad demise of Indian batting superiority over Pakistan for good….

That man proves true to his word and dismisses Tendulkar in the first ball. During the tea break he calls up his Mom and says, “I told you I will knock him over, I told you.“ I don’t know what his mom said in return.

Saqlain Mushtaq lost his bet against him. Both had placed a wager as to who would dismiss Tendulkar. Shoaib won more than the bet and Saqlain was happy to lose.

2006-02-06T16:31:00.000-05:00

Some interesting thoughts by chowk's writer:
Now here is my question: don't we all agree that when we fell in love as teenagers, it gave us the best feelings? Better than the feelings we get now? I mean really. That love was real and made our hearts beat endlessly. We had to hide it from our parents, from our siblings from our nosy friends. It would take us months to say a simple "hello" to that girl. Another few months to get her phone number. And then another few months to tell her, sheepishly, that we love her.

As we started to grow older, and the real love lost its meanings, it started to take us less and less time to accomplish the same. Then there came a time when we would express our feelings of love to the girl just one week after we thought we loved her. In some cases, in fact, it all boiled down to one night stands too.

2006-02-03T10:14:00.000-05:00

Manqabat-e-Ahul-e-Bait(A.S)

Shah ast Hussain, Badshah ast Hussain,
Deen ast Hussain, Deen Panah ast Hussain,
Sar dad, na dad dast, dar dast-e-yazeed,
Haqaa key binaey La ila ast Hussain

Translation:
Hussain is the Master, Hussain is the King,
Hussain is Faith, Hussain is Refuge for the Faith,
He gave his head but not his hand in Yazeed's hand
Verily Hussain is the foundation of La'Illah.
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Hussain agar na shaheed hotay
Yazeediat kay asool hotay
Roza namaz fazool hotay
Tu Aaj ghar ghar yazeed hotay

Ali (a.s) Aamil Ali Kamil, Ali Kashti, Ali Sahil
Agar Insaf Say Pochoo, Ali Islam Ka Hai Dil
Ali Ki Badshahi Hai
Ali Ism-e-Ilahi Hai
Har Eik Mizan Mein Toola
Zuban Kay Sath Dil Bola
Ali Maula, Ali Maula

Kabhi Nad-e-Ali Padh Kar, Kahoo Ya Fate-e-Khaibar
To Mushkil Hogi Mushkil Mein,
Ali Ka Nam Hi Sun Kar
Ali Ki Badshahi Hai
Ali Ism-e-Ilahi Hai
Har Eik Mizan Mein Toola
Zuban Kay Sath Dil Bola
Ali Maula, Ali Maula X2

Thukta-e-dar par mesum bian dethain hain
Ray ga naam-e-ali hum zaban dethain hai
Aee muhiboo safaien banaoo
hum naamz-e ishqey ali mein azaa dethain hain

Ya Joo Panch(5) Waqat Moazan Azaan dattay hain
Hussain(a.s) Jeet Ghaahy Yaaa Bayyan Dattay Hain

CHALO SALAM KARAIN USS KAY AASTANAY KO
HUSSAIN(as) PAAL KAY DIYA JIS NAY ZAMANY KO

Shair for Mola Abbas Alamdar's bravery
Na zarurat thi talwar ki na or kisi hathyar ki,
Fakat ek Duaa thi Karbala me ALAMDAAR ki,
Bus miljaye ijazat Aaka HUSSAIN se
To yaad dila dunga jung HAIDER-E-KARRAR ki.

SIKANDER KHUSH NAHIN HAY LOOT KAR DOOLAT ZAMANY KI
QALANDER DOONO HATTO SAY LOOTA KUR RUKS KARTA HAY

ALI KI BAADSHAHIYE HAIALI ISM-E-ILAHI HAIHAR EK MEEZAN MEIN TOLLAALI MOULA ALI MOULA

2006-02-02T16:26:00.000-05:00

Girl Friend From Hell....
(A funny pic by Teeth.com/pk/blog)

any comments??

2006-02-02T14:47:00.000-05:00

Some Funny ones
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Bas nazraun se dekh liya hota agar tamanna thi darane ki
Ham yunhi behosh ho gaye hote kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki

Hai tu agar mera dilbar
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.

Main Shohar Number 420
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus,
jab unhain chor k jaati hai
aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai,
mere saamne aati hai
khud ko Samiya kehti hai
mujhe Uncle bulati hai
aisi pariyon ko deikh kar,
bahar jaane ko jee karta hai
khirki se neeche kood kar,
hath milane ko jee karta hai
Apni Biwi ko chor kar,
bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai
Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat
phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai
wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga
phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai.
Main Shohar Number 420 ....

It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove back home.

Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long."

2006-02-02T14:31:00.000-05:00

Interesting One...

2006-02-02T10:39:00.000-05:00

Mairaj-un-Nabbi (PBUH)
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Jab Hamd hui Mahmood(Allah) kay Ghar
To Ahmed(PBUH) Mahmaan hua ho ga

Sardar(PBUH) ka sair ko dil thera
Jibrael(A.S) bhi sath gia ho gaa

Kam shor tu kar, kuch ghor tu kar
kia wo Raahbar(PBUH) tujh sa ho ga?

Tu barq lagay to jal jai
Burraaq par wo(pbuh) bheta ho ga

Sab farsh ki rahein farsh hui
jab arsh par arsh saja ho ga
anwaar k noree rastay may
har noor ka noor barha ho ga

Addam saree Olaad liay
dum dum Hairaan khara ho ga

Dozakh ki agh bujhi ho gee, janat ka bagh khila ho ga
Jutii Gibrael(a.s) say Qad-Awar, qadmu may noor basa ho ga

Daood(A.S) kay athar hontu nay Taaha(Allah) ka geet parha ho ga
Ilmaan ki aan barhee ho gee malkoot may jashan bapa ho ga

Sartaj shafa'at noor jabeen khud chera wajulha ho gaa

Tatheer libaas, shareef badan
khadkhaal may khulq chupa ho ga.

ab kon kahay kis soorat may
Ayaat ka roop mila ho ga

Mola Ali (a.s)
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Allah nay rooh say ye iqrar lia thaa
Har Saheb-e-immaan ka Haider hee walii hay
Ye ahl-e-jehan mera badan qatal karein gay
Jab tak meri rooh zinda hay us may to Ali (a.s) hein

2006-02-01T16:33:00.000-05:00

2006-02-01T12:58:00.000-05:00

Woh kahein bhi gaya lota to mere pas ayaa
Bus yehi baat hai achi meray harjae ki.

Yeh Dastoor-e-Zaba Bandi Kaisa Teri Mahfil Mai
Yahan Tu Baat Karnai Ko Tarasti Hai Zaba Meri

Na Itna Toot Ke Milyeh Ke Hum Ko Shak Guzrai
Khuloos Mai Bhi Hai Shart-e-Faasla Rakhna

hatto chorro in dukh bhari batoon ko
khushi ki khaber hay, chalo sub ko sunaein
nai zindagi buhut mubarak ho Azad
rotay to roz hain, chalo aaj zara muskuraein

ye sheher sumudar kay kinaray per hai abaad
iss sheher main rehna ho to oqaat main rehna.

Ek din wo meray aib ginwanay laga Faraz
Jab khud hi thak gaya to mujhay sochna para

Itna Qareeb AAO k jee bhar k daikh loon !!
Shayad k phir milo to yeh Zauq e nazar na ho

yoon na mil mujh say khafa ho jaysay
saath chal mauj e wafa ho jaisay
log yoon daikh k hans daytay hain
tu mujhay bhool gayaa ho jaisay....

2006-02-01T09:40:00.000-05:00

tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

2006-02-01T09:31:00.000-05:00

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Einstein

2006-01-25T21:35:00.000-05:00

SOME SAVED READINGS ON MY PC

Yeah hemari badnaseebi jo nahi tu or kiya hay
K us hei k ho gay hum jo ho na saka hemarah

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Life as a tragedy for those who feel; and a comedy for those who think

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SHIKAST MOAT NE KHAAYI HAI AAJ PEHLI BAAR
KHUDA KE FAZAL SE NEECHA DIKHA DIYA HAM NE
PALAT GAYA AAKE BAALEE'N SE MALAK-UL-MOAT
BAJAYE NAAM KE TAKHALLUS BATA DIYA HAM NE

2006-01-25T12:10:00.000-05:00

Some Funny Writing
(written by Allah Ditta Ajnabi, This guy is hillarious...)
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Any way, talking about shaitan and jinnat and bhoot waghaira reminds me of my last trip to Pakistan. I was staying at my uncle's house in androon-e-sheher Lahore. At about 3 in the morning I decided to go up on the roof to smoke a cigarette.

It was strangely quite. A full moon shone through layers of thin clouds. Green flourescent lights hanging from the minarets of Masjid Wazir Khan, cast eery shadows on fort ramparts some distance away. The air seemed thick with restless spirits of victims of thousands of years of tyranny, injustice and inhuamnity....

I was in deep thought. Thinking about vital issues such as, why do lesser chitiyas always end up following the alpha-chutiya?...and is masterbating with your left hand as makrooh as doing it with your right hand and why?...and if churails have feet pointing backwards, do they also have inverted nipples?..etc. etc...

And then suddenly I heard a thud behind me. And with that the most hair-raisingly blood curdling shrieks and moaning noises I had ever heard. My heart jumped into my throat. I grabbed the golden ayat-ul-kursi hanging in my neck and turned to face the damned bad-rooh crying behind me...

But there was no churail there. It was just a couple of haramkhor cats performing zina with each other and moaning at the top of their little devlish lungs.. Moral of the story is: Don't go to the roof in androon sheher at 3 in the morning thinking about churails, specially when there are a bunch of amoral billies around.

2006-01-24T11:25:00.000-05:00

ALOTTA DESI JOKES FOR TODAY

A man is called for an interview. He enters the room and the interview begins. After a number of questions are asked and answered...the interviewer asks: " What are you expecting from us?"the candidate replies " Nothing much Sir. I just want a little house which can accomodate my family. a simple small car, A cook and around Rs.80,000. that is about it!"the employer replies" That is IT!! we will not give you this but much more. We will give you a banglow, A luxurious car, a 5-star cook along with a driver and Rs.160,000!! "The candidate being quite surprised utters" sir, aap mazak keyoun karahay hain?!"The employer replies " shuru kisnay kiya tha" !!
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In USA you can KISS in public but can't PISS!
In India/Pak you can PISS in public but can't KISS!
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One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you
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A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend
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kia apke sar pe seenhg hain no just check it ' checked' yes; nahi hain; nahi' r u sure; yes;
koi baat nahi gadhe ke bhi nahi hote
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REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS
Allah k naam pay day day baba
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khuda k ghar se kuch gadhe farar huye khuda k ghar se kuch gadhe farar huye kuch mere yaar baaki sardar huye ..
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1947 girl says : jiya beqarar hai aaye aaye bahar hai aaje more sajna tera intezar hai
2005 girl says : Jiya beqarar hai aaye bahar hai aaja more sajna warna dusra tayyar hai
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Mene poochha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam... 2,200,599,999 entries found!
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Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
Tere intzaar mein is kadar waqt bita rahein hain
kabhi Piza to kabhi Ice-cream kha rahein hain
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Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muzhe de de !!
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"(wah-wah)
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nazar nay nazar ko nazar bar kay daykha kay
nazar ke nazar ko nazar lag gaee
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smajh smajh kay smujha ko skumjho...
sumjh sumjhna bhi 1 smjh hay
smajh smajh kay jo na sumjh skay...
mare sumjh mean woh na sumjh hay
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uss ke shadi na honay ka sabub uss ka abba thaa
sub haryan thay us nay aysa abba kahan say laba tha
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ek dafa ek singer ek concert ain gaa raha hota hai to achanak light chali jaati hai aur hazaron ki tadaad main log us concert main hote hain,singer ailaan kerta hai agar bijli nahi hai to kya hua main baghair mic k gana gaoonga aap sub k liye.ye sunker public bari khush hojati hai aur singer cheekh cheekh ker 3 ghante tak gaane gata hai aur phir uska gala kharab hojata hai.ab agle din uska phir se concert hota hai aur concert khatam hote hote raat ke 2 baj jate hain.itni raat main wo clinic jata hai to clinic band hota hai,phir usay koi batata hai k doctor sahab raat k waqt mareezon ko ghar per dekhte hain.to wo doctor k ghar jata hai aur knock kerta hai,ander se doctor ki biwi ki awaz aati hai"kaun hai?"singer bethi hui aur dabi hui awaz main bolta hai "main hoon main,kya doctor sahab ghar per hain?"biwi bolti hai "nahi hain aajao.
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Ek dafa ek larka class main apne ustaad se bolta hai “sir mere abbu keh rahe thay wo aap ko tohfe main murghi denge.” Yo sun ker ustaad bohat khush huay aur murghi ka intezaar kerne lagay,jub ek hafta hogaya aur murghi nahi aai to ustaad ne poocha “haan beta tumhaari murghi abhi tak nahi aai,kya hua?” is per bacha masoomiyat se bolta hai “sir ab murghi dobara se tandrust hogayi hai.
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urdu ke ustaad urdu ki grammer parha rahe thay.Zaman-e- Haal (Present Tense) parhaate huay unhon ne kaha "Arub! agar main kahoon ke 'main nahata hoon,tum nahate ho,wo nahata hai' to beta ye kaunsa zamana hai?"Arub kaafi der chup rahi aur phir khush hoker boli " main samajh gayi sir ye eid ka zamana hai.
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ek andha shakhs police main bharti hone ke liye gaya.office ne us se kaha "tum to andhay ho,tumhain bhala kis maqsad ke liye police main bharti kiya ja sakta hai?"andhay ne foran jawab diya "andha dhun firing ke liye sir!.
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ek dafa ek sardar ji garden main apne 3 kutte lejate hain walk ke liye.garden main ek aadmi sardar ji ko 3 kutton ke saath dekh ker bohat pareshaan hota hai aur poochta hai "sardar ji aap ka kutton ka naam kya hai?" sardar ji bolte hain "ye safaid wala jaswindar,ye kala kutta hai balwindar aur ye black n white hai dharmendar."to aadmi poochta hai "sardar ji aap ka naam kya hai?"sardar ji baray fakhar se kehte hain "oye sadda naam TOMMY haiga.
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One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I strained my back"The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you?"He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?""Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it down.
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When a Sardar G is applying a lipstick on his forhead, what does that mean?? it means he is MAKING UP HIS MIND...

How a Sardar G sends a fax??? by putting a STAMP on it.

How a sardar G does fishing?? by shooting at it through a rifle..

Gabar singh was sitting in an examination hall. While reading the question paper he slowly starts removing his cloths. When he was about to remove his pants the examinor comes shouting at him: "Gabar Singh, what the hell you think you are doing???" Gabar singh replies : " sir, it says answer all questions in BRIEF (underwear)

2006-01-23T18:48:00.000-05:00

DEFEAT

"Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."
So Don't be a

Just a thought ;-)

2006-01-23T18:35:00.000-05:00

Ik Baat Kahu Gar Tum Sonte Ho

ik baat kaho gar tum sonte ho
Tum mujh ko achay lagte ho

kuch chalchal si kuch chup chup si
kuch pagal pagal lagte ho

hain chahne wale aur buhat
phir tum main hai aik baat buhat

tum apne apne lagte ho
ik bat kahon ger suntay ho tum mujhko achay lagte ho

nye bat bat per khojana kuch kehtay kehtay ruk jana
kia bat hay ham say keh dalo ye kis uljhan main rahtay ho

ik bat kahon ger suntey ho
tum mujhko achay lagtay ho

2006-01-23T18:22:00.000-05:00

Kabhi Bhool Nahin Sakta (By UnKnown Shair)

ar kisi yaad nay har raat bhar hay jagaya mujh ko
Kya saza di hay mohabat nay khudaya mujh ko

Din ko aaram hay na rat ko hay chain kabhi
Janay kis khaak say qudrat nay banaya mujh ko

Dukh to yeh hay keh zamanay main milay ghair sabhi
Jo mila hay woh mila ban kay paraya mujh ko

Jab koi bhi na raha kandha meray ronay ko
Ghar ki deewaron nay seenay say lagaya mujh ko

Uoon to umeed-e-wafa tum say nahein hay koi
Phir charaghon ki tarah kis nay jalaya mujh ko

Bewafa zindagi nay jab chorh diya hay tanha
Maot nay piyar say pehloo main bithaya mujh ko

Woh diya hoon jo mohabat nay jalaya tha kabhi
Gham ki andhi nay sar-e-sham bujhaya mujh ko

kaisay bhoolon ga wohi wasl kay lamhay
Yad aata raha zulfon ka hi saya mujh ko

2006-01-23T17:48:00.000-05:00

YE MERAY SATH HE AISA KIU HOTA HAY?
Today is just another yucky day.. Weather is freaky with lotta rain and wind that comes from every direction..Chicago's bad hair days are here to delight New Yorkers.
I have to work two hours extra today, was burried in work and now am being a clock watcher.. ye time kub guzray gaaaaaaaaaa..

Ok Listen to this crap!!! This morning walking towards train station, by the way amazingly I made there on time today, thanks to no ISTRI needed clothes.. but happiness diminished when I realised my feets/socks were getting wet... I was like, abay Shoes to pahna hay naaa??.. what the hell is this..kher chaltay rahoo.. after all , I was not running after train and the feeling was enough to make me forget about the wet socks..

Kher I decided to pause and tried to look under my soul/sole. yeah shoe sole :-)
and i saw a small crack smiling right to me, then try other side, there the same typa crack, it was a little bigger and more like the crack of... heheh oops
ok well, so I said some maa behen ki gaalia to "Sketchers" and said "Ye meray sath he aisa kiu hota hay" too...

So what I had to walk with wet feet in rain and cold weather today... Sprits are still high, I know I will have more stupidties to come later in life. It does makes me happy to find out the reason for me being cold everyday..lol Ye salee sardee kiu lagtee thee itni, aj pata lag hee giaa. it was damn shoe cracks...cracker!!

Donate me some good shoes...I can even exchange them with mine...Mine are pre-historic and brings good luck. in return I be helping you getting rid of you brand new shoes made by hypocrite comapnies like Skechers/Nike/Reeboke/AX/Keneth Cole by using forced labor.

Yours Truly,

2006-01-19T10:13:00.000-05:00

Thursday Ki Kahani # 1
This is my first blog ever. Being the personality of a certain type (you will get to know ;-) ) I could never imagine myself writing, wo bhi ithaaayyyy. My name is Syed and I live in New York.
anyway, so I was trying to tell ya the thursday ki kahani #1. It was a usual morning followed by a pretty good night of talk and fun with a dear/deer friend. Got a surprise at breakfast table when i see a boiled egg and thought, my anda (egg) supplies were ended and I did not even notice until today. I enjoyed this warm loving boiled egg with a humble smile...

So, I was ironing out and find out that the pants are rigid and it would be a better idea to make them geela to straighten out with iron. Now when you iron, who doesn't sing.. it is as romantic as singing in shower.. (thanday thanday paani say bablooo nahai gaa is old school though), i was singing "Puppo yaar Tang na Kar" and "Mahiyaa (by Aany)" type ear warm songs. I was singing and makin my pants wet.. lol you know how. The time was passing by and I am late once again.

The pants were looking great, I supose to give a presentation to my boss and as presenting the presentation is everything; folks, I was ready for being wrapped in a nice package. I realised the iron didnt dry out the geeli pant and I have no other choice but to wear it cause of time issues.

Now, being living in New York, I knew I be in trouble as the temperature outside is like a rothi hui haseena. Cold and Chilli -- about 25 degrees (F)... mama mia...Lagg gai ajj to ..thats what I say and head to work. Car was giving out warning signs for NO oil.. damn everyone wants something, she is so President Bush, wants Oil too.. damn u my Mitsubishi. Park my love at Train station and start walking with cold pants.... i started singing and thinking about good things in life.. soon walking turns into faster walk and faster walk to marathon style run.. because I cant take the damn coldddddddddddd freazing my shalong.. kher somehow manage to get train station..

Dudes like me, can never go into the waiting room and wait for train, we usually wait out the platform and look for "opportunities". but today is thursday ki kahani#1, so I went in waiting room to save my ass for being ice cold.. There were so many bhuddis who gave me a look of coming into enemey territory.. I was like Umar chali gai, nakhray nahi gai..lol

ahh well, I made it to work some how and headed the resturant of my office for breakfast #2 after reading the morning papers..

Mera boss bhi kitnaaaaaaa pagal hay jo piaayr jo mujh say karta hay,
par samnay jab may ata hu, kuch bhi kahnay say darta hay
:-)

Ye post is getting long...My pants are now dry...I am getting some cheers. Let me start the day
Hope you are havin a good day!